Exploring Esoteric Programming Languages

Esoteric programming languages are playful, artistic, and often impractical by design. They challenge our assumptions about what code should look like. Let’s explore several notable examples with short, meaningful snippets.

🎸 Rockstar

Rockstar makes code look like 80s rock ballads. Variables are poetic phrases, and output commands sound like stage banter.

Homepage: codewithrockstar.com

Midnight takes your heart and your soul
While your heart is as high as your soul
Put your heart into my dreams
Say my dreams
  

Explanation: Declares variables heart and soul, compares them, stores the result in dreams, and prints it.

📰 Tabloid

Tabloid programs look like clickbait headlines. Variables are declared with sensational claims, and outputs are shouted like breaking news.

Homepage: github.com/thesephist/tabloid

EXPERTS CLAIM answer TO BE 42
EXPERTS CLAIM name TO BE "Alice"
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS answer
YOU WON'T WANT TO MISS name
  

Explanation: Defines two variables (answer and name) and prints them in tabloid style.

👶 Baby Language

Baby Language is a humorous esolang where programs are written as baby babble. Commands like “goo” and “gaa” map to operations similar to Brainf**k.

Reference: Baby Language on esolangs.org

goo goo gaa
gaa goo goo
goo gaa goo
  

Explanation: Increments memory cells with “goo” and prints output with “gaa,” mimicking baby talk as code.

🐒 Ook!

Ook! is a parody of Brainf**k, replacing symbols with “Ook” plus punctuation.

Reference: Ook! on esolangs.org

Ook. Ook?   Ook. Ook?   Ook. Ook?   Ook. Ook!
Ook! Ook!   Ook! Ook!   Ook? Ook.   Ook. Ook!
  

Explanation: Moves the memory pointer, increments values, and prints a character using “Ook” pairs.

🍳 Chef

Chef makes programs look like recipes. Ingredients are variables, mixing bowls are stacks, and cooking steps are instructions.

Reference: Chef on esolangs.org

Hello Soufflé.
Ingredients.
72 g sugar
101 g eggs
Method.
Put sugar into the mixing bowl.
Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
Serve with joy.
  

Explanation: Assigns numeric values to sugar and eggs, pushes them into a bowl, and prints their ASCII characters.

🌐 Comparative Table

Language Syntax Style Variable Declaration Output Style Practicality Rating
Rockstar Poetic rock lyrics Metaphorical phrases (e.g., “Midnight takes your heart”) Stage commands like Say, Shout, Scream Turing-complete, playful but functional
Tabloid Clickbait headlines “EXPERTS CLAIM var TO BE value” “YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS var” (capitalized + exclamation) Turing-complete, humorous novelty
Baby Language Baby babble words Implicit memory cells via “goo”/“gaa” commands “gaa” outputs values as characters Turing-complete (Brainf**k derivative)
Ook! “Ook” + punctuation pairs Implicit memory cells (Brainf**k model) “Ook. Ook!” → output character Turing-complete (Brainf**k parody)
Chef Cooking recipes Ingredients list with numeric values “Serve with joy” prints bowl contents as ASCII Turing-complete, artistic and whimsical